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Dissatisfied Customer {2}{B}

Creature — Vampire Guest

🏷️ Tempo threat

Flying, haste When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

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Unfinity

English · 2022-10-07

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Legality snapshot

standardNOT LEGALpioneerNOT LEGALmodernNOT LEGALlegacyLEGALvintageLEGALcommanderLEGAL

💡 Not Standard legal because this card is from Unfinity (released 2022-10-07), which has rotated out of Standard.

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Oracle source: Scryfall / Wizards
Oracle updated: July 6, 2026
Legality source: Scryfall
Legality checked: July 6, 2026
Price source: tcgcsv / TCGplayer
Price synced: Aug 23, 2026
Scryfall ID: b01ae3f1-6809-4282-9e23-12e60f100297
Oracle ID: 15cea1c7-2c11-4e33-9b71-9ed94091bcac
TCGplayer ID: 288027

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