Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K. 
Legendary Creature — Human Spy
Phoebe can't be blocked by creatures with flavor text.
: Phoebe permanently steals target creature's text box. (That creature loses all rules text, flavor text, and watermarks. This creature gains them.)
Legality
standardNOT LEGALpioneerNOT LEGALmodernNOT LEGALlegacyNOT LEGALvintageNOT LEGALcommanderNOT LEGAL