Slime Against Humanity {2}{G}

Sorcery

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

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Secret Lair Drop

English · 2026-03-27

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standardLEGALpioneerLEGALmodernLEGALlegacyLEGALvintageLEGALcommanderLEGAL

💡 Standard legal because this card is from Secret Lair Drop, released 2026-03-27, and the set is Standard legal.

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Oracle source: Scryfall / Wizards
Oracle updated: July 6, 2026
Legality source: Scryfall
Legality checked: July 6, 2026
Price source: tcgcsv / TCGplayer
Price synced: Jul 9, 2026
Scryfall ID: 20c145fd-69d9-4c21-800b-bcfa1f4089a9
Oracle ID: b53597f4-1a0f-4fa8-9c17-29178cdc4d2b
TCGplayer ID: 683804

📈 Standard Metagame Intelligence

Standard Decks16%
Avg. Copies2.4
Sideboard Share47%
Top Archetypes:
Golgari Midrange (40%)Domain Ramp (60%)
Recent Tournament Finishes:
1st Place at Standard Challenge 32-Player (S. Yamamoto)July 2, 2026
Top 8 at Arena Championship Qualifier (J. Peach)July 4, 2026

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