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Bloated Processor {2}{B}

Creature — Phyrexian

🏷️ Mana sink

Sacrifice another Phyrexian: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. When this creature dies, incubate X, where X is its power. (Create an Incubator token with X +1/+1 counters on it and "{2}: Transform this token." It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)

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March of the Machine

English · 2023-04-21

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standardNOT LEGALpioneerLEGALmodernLEGALlegacyLEGALvintageLEGALcommanderLEGAL

💡 Not Standard legal because this card is from March of the Machine Promos (released 2023-04-21), which has rotated out of Standard.

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Oracle source: Scryfall / Wizards
Oracle updated: July 6, 2026
Legality source: Scryfall
Legality checked: July 6, 2026
Price source: tcgcsv / TCGplayer
Price synced: Aug 23, 2026
Scryfall ID: 66ddcca8-5720-4341-acce-c6694ddc97f8
Oracle ID: d1a26310-8c14-424b-8a7f-36793769c2a7
TCGplayer ID: 490677

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