Assquatch 
Creature — Donkey
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Legality
standardNOT LEGALpioneerNOT LEGALmodernNOT LEGALlegacyNOT LEGALvintageNOT LEGALcommanderNOT LEGAL